This evening we all went back to shul for Nelia services. JSL started to get antsy, so he and I left JL and NHL inside. After chewing on my fingers (teething monster) he fell asleep quickly while having some milk that I pumped before we left the house
A while later JL emerged with sleeping NHL in his arms. He had to tell me what NHL had done.
JL picked up NHL to see the Torahs while the Ark was open. After lifting him up NHL said the following in a clear, normal volume (which is like screaming since temple is SO quiet):
"Daddy, that hurts my penis!"
JL’s reply – he shhhhhhh’d the kid!
You have to love how kids will say the things you never want to hear in certain locations.